Brian

Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass

You: Dude I met the coolest bro today

Friend: Did he have big dick energy

You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian

Brian by Jdbeasty March 31, 2019

Brian

My friend who thinks that they’re a pos, but they’re not, they’re the opposite.

Brian who thinks that they’re a pos, but they’re not.

Brian by 123scobbitybeebop April 3, 2019

Brian

A guy who wears flannels with converse all the time
He owns an acoustic guitar and has a youtube channel where he sits in front of the camera and does covers of twenty one pilots and fall out boy songs

Simon: brian back at it again singing sugar we're going down,, I stan

Brian by Duetopersonalreasonsimbabey May 12, 2019

Brian

Brian is the type of person who claims he's not a Tacuache. He also has that Edgar hair cut. Drives a F-150 or a chevy. Listens to corridos all the time. Says cuh all the time and no quema. He is better at English than Spanish.

no one:

Brian: No quema cuh.

Brian by Eldelaclika November 14, 2019

Brian

Some guy who likes to play COD games with the boys. This man deserves a girlfriend. If you know anyone named Brian he’s probably cool cause the Brian I know is.

Ciaran:Hi Brian
Brian:Hey
Ciaran:You’re cool
Brian:I need a girlfriend
Ciaran:Ok

Brian by axedeodorant May 6, 2020

Brian

A dirty dirty filthy whore, the ultra demigod of whoring around

Wow, he is SUCH a Brian

Brian by Xarcticfox May 26, 2020

Brian

Brian

Brian

Brian by nichtbrian July 14, 2020