Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey
Mongolian Swap Donkey
by hoo-ah August 1, 2010
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kid: Damn, It's like 7:30 am and she's waking me up to see a therapist
kid: Damn, It's like 7:30 am and she's waking me up to see a therapist
by houdinimasterfive August 25, 2009
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when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
by beanballz February 27, 2010
Get the Mississippi swamp donkey mug.A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.
Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)
Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut
Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT
Guy 1: hahahaha
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)
Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut
Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT
Guy 1: hahahaha
by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009
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dubbed at Cafe d'Epoque | Mont Tremblant Nightclub on a friday night.
dubbed at Cafe d'Epoque | Mont Tremblant Nightclub on a friday night.
"Man, this place is a fucking dude swamp, lets get out of here!"
"The only chicks in this dude swamp are attached to dudes faces"
"The only chicks in this dude swamp are attached to dudes faces"
by Redhat- March 2, 2010
Get the Dude Swamp mug.To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.
"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."
"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
by Sith Lords November 16, 2014
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