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Uber Horny 

When a girl so horny she's willing to pay for her own Uber
OMG Dude, She was uber horny last nite!!! ...She paid for her own Uber!!
Uber Horny by CDUB-HB November 18, 2015

Drunk and Horny 

to be wasted obviously and then wanna fuck like crazy drunk sex is the best! be careful use some condoms.
dude, i was so drunk and horny i was urning to poke that bitch all night long.

The horny carrot 

A sexual move where you hide a carrot in a room and you proceed to have sexual intercorse(preferably from behind)in that room you will sneakily take the carrot and shove it in the anus of your sexual partner and then take off running
Tyler- I pulled the horny carrot on that sexy girl the other day

Sad/ Horny Nigga hours 

8pm-5 am where niggas are extra sad and hours and is the most dangerous time for girls to post nudes, lewds, and/or thirst traps as horny niggas are at their peak strength
“Aye bro you better watch out its Sad/ Horny nigga hours , its not safe for you to be outside”

Me soooooooooo horny 

A thing you say at geese to arouse them.
"Bro look some geese!"
*Both in sync*
"ME SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!"
*The geese look at them with come-fuck-me eyes*

Food Horny

When your not particularly hungry, but have an extremely strong craving for a certain type of food, which is usually very specific(from a specific restaurant,etc), and can only be satisfied by eating that specific food.
often caused by watching cooking shows.
Dude, that show makes me so food horny.