International School Bangkok 

The most awesome private international school to ever exist. Located north of Bangkok, Thailand.

You know you go to ISB when:
1. Half the students get there by golf cart/scooter/motorcycle
2. You get yelled at by the cafeteria lady because you entered the line at the wrong spot
3. Everybody parties
4. If something happens, everybody knows about it by lunch
5. People like to impersonate Gossip Girl
6. You haven't been able to get lunch/get a laptop/open your locker because you left your campus card at home
7. Every winter assembly, the teachers sing and find some excuse to make out on stage
8. All the subs are Canadian
9. A 4.0 GPA just isn't that great
10. You wear club shirts to school on random days and nobody cares

Person 1: International School Bangkok is awesome! The best IASAS school by far.
Person 2: I know, I wish I could go there, but I'm not good enough :(

International School Bangkok by FrankieSpankie December 30, 2009

Welcome To Bangkok 

A hilarious, usually unintentional way to say "go fuck your mother".

Person 1: Welcome to Bangkok!

Person 2: *stabs person 47 times in the chest*

Welcome To Bangkok by SecretAgentKaBoomKaBoom September 11, 2011

Fuzzy Bangkok 

When two men want the same girl, they can engage in a Fuzzy Bangkok competition. Both men need to get hard and once that is accomplished they must work together to hold up an S.O.S pad between them using only their penises. The first man who goes limp will cause the pad to fall to the ground and the man who managed to keep it up wins the Fuzzy Bangkok competition and the girl.

Bill and Jim both want to hook up with Karen. To settle it, they engaged in Fuzzy Bangkok.

Fuzzy Bangkok by iamreptar93 February 20, 2011

one night in bangkok

One night in Bangkok is a song by Murray Head. Get the long version.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

one night in bangkok by takethathill August 22, 2006

One Night in Bangkok

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world

In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlours

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

One Night in Bangkok by Death Menace February 5, 2023

The Bangkok Bus Ride 

Having sex with thai hookers in a car.

I took a road trip in Thailand and i had The Bangkok Bus Ride

The Bangkok Bus Ride by Steve Hemmings October 1, 2008

One Nite in Bangkok 

A very cool song ever made in 85.

One night in Bangkok can make a hard-man tumble.

I'm only watching the game, controlling it. I'll let you watch, only the Queen's wheels will not excite you.

One Nite in Bangkok by Saints November 8, 2003