green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

I had some green christmas tree and got SO fucked up this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!

green christmas tree by johnajnajsdfasfad June 7, 2007

green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!

green christmas tree by johnaaaa May 19, 2007

green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!

green christmas tree by johnaaaa May 19, 2007

Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

Awkward Christmas Tree by J_tits November 11, 2011

scandanavian christmas tree 

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

scandanavian christmas tree by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

dead christmas tree by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

Alabama Christmas Tree 

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

Alabama Christmas Tree by Monke_man January 21, 2021