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Brokeback Blumkin 

The term Brokeback Blumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and has his male partner will come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
JT really enjoyed it when Neil gave him that Brokeback Blumkin last night.
Brokeback Blumkin by G W December 28, 2007

brokeback boyfriend 

when your boyfriend's sexuality is of a questionable nature
"My brokeback boyfriend just went to H&M and bought pastel ankle socks"

Brokeback Hot Pocket 

Like the infamous Alabama Hot Pocket, the Brokeback Hot Pocket is performed when one sexual partner defecates in the other's anus and proceeds in performing anal intercourse. The Brokeback Hot Pocket is not exclusively a homoerotic act, but may be associated with sodomy by the uninformed. This act is more intimate than the Alabama Hot Pocket in that the respective parties share their fecal material. Their past meals act as lubricant, facilitating their steamy unity.
Ex. 1
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?

Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?

Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?

Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
Brokeback Hot Pocket by Michalube October 20, 2008

brokeback mountain 

A film loved by critics, who obviously failed to see how it is nearly identical to every love story ever told except for the fact that it was between two men.
Brokeback Mountain; a story of two people who fall in love and then the relationship is torn apart. same old crap done a million times before only deserving praise for the acting and several scene's impressive views.
brokeback mountain by absgbg July 5, 2006

Brokeback Mountain 

A reallyy hot sexy epic love story about 2 gay cowboys who fall in love with eachother and spend years keeping it on the DL .I drove 2 hours just to see it because it wasn't out in my city yet! YUM!

brokeback restaurant 

A restaurant where you go and you or any member of the male sex are hit on by a gay waiter.
Waiter - hey there big guy would you like another beer? (licks lips)

You - AAAH BROKEBACK WAITER AT A BROKEBACK RESTAURANT!!!