Germany 

A country in Central or Western Europe, depending on one's definition, infamous across much of the world for the rogue Nazi dictatorship that occupied it 1933–1945. It is the most populous and wealthiest country located entirely in Europe with its human development exceeding that of the USA or UK. Despite World War II and the atrocities of the Nazi regime taking place three generations ago, some still consider all modern Germans to be Nazis and racists. Germany has become one of the most liberal and tolerant nations since then, a great place to live with many content immigrants and access to universal healthcare and all of the most cutting edge modern amenities.

Idiot: Your ancestry traces to Germany? You are the descendant of Nazis!

Me: (punches him in the face and busts his nose) Now I think you just learned a lesson.

Idiot: (on the ground nodding as his nose gushes blood)

Germany by Rosobola February 17, 2021

germanjet 

a cheap verison of lemonde. rubbish and cheap! no ifes included

germanjet is such a cheap airline!

germanjet by P_ikachooSonThe1st March 4, 2021

German Airbrake 

An act of recto-genital titilation between two consenting parties involving a phallus and a rectum in a manner which some would consider surprising.
The receiver instigates said titilation by placing one's foreskin over the partner's rectum, with the intention of creating an airtight seal over said rectum. Once in position and presumably on a predetermined signal, the deliverer unleashes gas from one's rectum into the space sealed within one's foreskin. Thus, titilation is achieved and the airbrake is a success.

Rosemary: "Wouldst thou consider a delicacy from the Orient followed by an act of carnal recreation only hitherto experienced in Paris? Namely one up the Khyber?"

Reginald: "That sort of act may be unwise, I have heard foul tales of such diet on the gastric channel. Perhaps, perchance, we may suffice with a German Airbrake whilst one peruses the Times?"

German Airbrake by He What Makes Words December 5, 2022

The German Rockslide 

If you jizz on a Girl's chest and kick her out of the bathroom back in the club !!

I just did my special finishingmove "The German Rockslide" with her !

The German Rockslide by mahfakker August 8, 2012

angry german dad 

1. to smash a computer with a slege hammer.
2. angry german kid's dad

1. dude 1: (bashing the computer) dude 2: O MY GOD DONT BE AN ANGRY GERMAN DAD
2. LEEEEEOOOOOPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agk: WHAT I AM TRYING TO SLEEEP GODDD.

angry german dad by harold slikk September 16, 2014

Angry German Poop 

Some Guy Who poops on the ground.

OH,GOSH, WHERE'S ALEX PARAS ANGRY GERMAN POOP?

Angry German Poop by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

grob Germaniums 

Ironic way to say Großdeutschland (a German state that would include all territories of the German Empire parts of Switzerland and all of Austria)

Two people playing HOI:
-Look at my grob Germaniums
-Holy shit it's so grob

grob Germaniums by Pole996 December 19, 2019