When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

the skillet surprise by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008

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home skillet

Home Skillet is a proper noun used to describe a caucasian male from rural areas who thinks he posses the same street cred as an afro-american from the "hood". This individual may be seen wearing a wave cap and a flat billed hat. The subject may also be witnessed wearing Urban apparel, gold chains, and talking in Eubonics. This term is said to have been originated in Southwestern Kansas by Mr. J. L. Wiser whilst making fun of said individual "homeskillet". AKA: Wigger

What's up G?

Not much Homey, jus chillin'.

Ah-ite then, keep it on the realz.

Peace home skillet. ....F-ing turd.

home skillet by Back Door Moe September 1, 2006

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Homie-G-Dog-Fried-Pot-Pan-Skillet

HOMIE-Meaning a good (straight-tha-fuck-up) friend, homeboy/girl etc...-GDOG- The name of a dog/friend mostly a guy friend(sometimes girlfriend etc...- FRIED- Permafried, something fried etc...-POT- Stainless steel bowl, Marijuana, green, etc...-PAN- Stainless steel plate, etc... -SKILLET- Something you cook on...

WHATS UP HOMIE-G-DOG-FRIED-POT-PAN-SKILLET!

Homie-G-Dog-Fried-Pot-Pan-Skillet by KaReBeAr49 August 18, 2018

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