Reet 

Sound of a rat

"I just saw a rat scurry across the floor, it made a sound like "reet!"."

Reet by DarthJarJar41 February 24, 2023

Reet 

A boy who has the best humor. Can manipulate people easily in a good way. Got a nice athletic build generous amount of charisma.

I "wannabe" Reet

Reet by p934 March 3, 2024

Reet 

A big buff gym guy with extremely bad luck but is actually cool as fuck and really really helpful and nice
He’ll find love one day for sure tho he says he wont
He’s great and very reliable and also extremely sassy

Oh my god hes such a reet

Reet by Piss? May 19, 2024

reet mon 

A greeting between local farmer folk around the cheshire area. often also followed by some sort of in-audible outburt resembling the sound that a shivering sheep might make

reet mon old rooster shag, brrrrrrrrrrr

reet mon by fezzy pop May 21, 2009

reet pong

The phrase used by Mel B in Bo'Selecta to describe the smell coming of her muff!!!

"Oh me minge is kickin out a reet pong!!!! ohhh smells like crab paste".

Yer bastard ya!!!

reet pong by The Notorious B.A.Z February 6, 2008

reet bugger 

A phrase to shout out in state's of surprise. Originated in Rochdale, and is on of the most Rochdalian things you can say.

"I just farted"
"Reet Bugger!"

reet bugger by Noodle November 14, 2004

reet root 

A slang term for vagina which more or less describes the sound of this word being censored.

Like “hey matt…mmm, have you seen tub girl yet…oh no? yeah, you gotta see this because it is so dang awesome…*loads pic*…oh hellz yeah!!!! Looooook at that!!! hahahaha…hmm can you even image? Oh, I couldn’t do that…shoot, no…oh man… hey, isn’t it weird how they blur out her reet root but I mean look at the rest of this picture. Ahhahahaha, oh man tub girl”

reet root by mcdisease September 7, 2007