Nitro Ham Sandwich 

When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.

Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."

Nitro Ham Sandwich by loli_lacerator November 15, 2017

turkish ham sandwich 

When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.

After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.

turkish ham sandwich by Task force master Cooley October 20, 2013

Ohio ham sandwich 

When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.

Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.

Ohio ham sandwich by geekyandfreaky December 24, 2015

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

velvet ham sandwich by Booshaker August 23, 2016

hood ham sandwich 

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.

I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy

hood ham sandwich by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017

Texas ham sandwich 

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

Texas ham sandwich by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.

What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich”
Oh please

Abbys ham sandwich by Jenniflop November 18, 2023