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soccer farter 

Someone who farts while playing soccer
soccer farter by UglylilDress March 14, 2018

Famous Farter 

A person that thinks it is funny to always fart on everyone, and is fast to claim a fart just so people thinks it is him, even if he is embarrassed.
That guy is stinky and dirty, you can’t be around him for even one minute without him trying to be a famous farter.

Mark thought he was a famous farter, so he tried to fart on me and ended up starting on himself.

He’s so dirty, he gave himself pink eye trying to be a famous farter.
Famous Farter by Poncho5701 August 2, 2019

Cannon Farter! 

When two separate dudes spray a bunch of lube into the ass of the separate women they were partnered with along with a vibrator to plug the hole. Each women on both sides gets on their hands and knees. Then they turn their butts until their asses are facing their opponent on the other side of the room. both men stand next to the women they were paired with while wearing authentic 18th century uniforms. When the men are in their designated position they face their male opponent and yell launch the cannons. Each women tries to launch the dildo and lube toward their opponents on the other side of the room using the pressure built up in their ass. She is tasked with angling herself just right using only her legs. The first person to hit either on of their opponents with the lube or the dildo projectiles win.
Becky we must settle our differences with Cannon Farter! John reload the cannon with lube and Vibrators. Now open fire!
Ps: if you have to bring this up during sexual therapy please tell them Mr.Kiwi sends his regards.
Cannon Farter! by Kiwi Cat May 13, 2020

Cum farter 

My cousin ant is a fun farter to lee
Any you cum farter
Cum farter by Flecture April 15, 2021

Stupid Farter 

A teacher, in any subject, that assigns too much work and annoys the shit out of you. They Just love bombarding you with assignments and love acting passive aggressive when someone asks a question.
"My teacher is such a stupid farter, I've had to write 3 essays, and it has only been the first week of school!"

loudest farter

Dolly you are the loudest farter ever!”
loudest farter by kettlelopsen August 4, 2022