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hot bonnet 

Dressing your girl like a Amish woman, jerking off in her bonnet, then tying it on her head.
Ashley is a freak, she loves a big hot bonnet
hot bonnet by SilverDarken May 31, 2022

donkey bonnet 

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.
"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."
donkey bonnet by starnermy January 3, 2023

bulletproof bonnet 

A black colored bonnet. Also a bonnet that's indestructible.
That woman is always checking me out everyday when I come home from work. She wears flip flops, booty shorts, a white v-neck shirt and a Bulletproof bonnet on her head.

Pearl Bonnet 

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head
Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.
Pearl Bonnet by TissuesBox March 8, 2024

Bitch in a Bonnet

someone who is extremely lame and comparable to a woman wearing a bonnet

Tapping the bonnet 

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex
I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.