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reciting the national anthem 

When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key
Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”

anal beads anthem 

you come over and you’re like wanna fuck/ i say ya only if we can do butt stuff/ i sprint to go grab my anal beads/ you throw it back and scream yes please/ not my birthday but thanks for the cake/ movin too fast gon make a bead break/ one two three beads up my ass/ everyone’s favorite toy made of glass/ anal beads got me on my knees/ yes yes yes now i’m cumming
yo can you play the anal beads anthem i love that song!
anal beads anthem by Ashlyn! March 29, 2020

Sneaky Jewish Anthem 

"Hava Nagila" in integrity, an anthem considered by many to have sneaky traits as well as some superior capital control over their peers.
This strongly reminds me of the time that dude EMANATED the "Sneaky Jewish Anthem" while washing his hands with hand sanitizer after entering the bank.

No.1 Party Anthem 

A song from AM, a studio album from the band Arctic Monkeys.
1: What's your favorite song from AM?

2: Oh, I like No.1 Party Anthem!

pantie anthem 

a song that makes girls/boys want to take off their panties
bob: this song is such a pantie anthem!
dylan: yeah seriously lisas going commando
pantie anthem by mandzzer November 12, 2007

Our New National Anthem 

I pledge allegiance to the Flag,
of the Socialist States of America,
and to the Liberals,
for which they stand,
one nation under the messiah,
unaccountable,
with entitlements and bailouts for all.
Our New National Anthem: A matter of time before everyone knows it...