Wan Lo is both a renowned musician and a music teacher. His age is unknown but he is confirmed to have survived multiple big-bangs in several alternate timelines. He claims to have seen the world end and the creation of the universe
multiple times. However, this was not proven.
Though not the youngest person on Earth, he looks
surprisingly young for a man who claimed to be 85281028332 million
years old(unconfirmed). His head is almost bald, and he has a grotesque face full of wrinkles.
He is also a mini-boss
in the game LSC: Real Life. He deals damage and stuns nearby enemies with his trusty melodica(which he named The Wanlodica). He can also confuse, damage, and slow enemies in front of him by shooting a ray of light from his shiny bald head.
Although he is a renowned and well-known musician, his music is known for how utterly awful it is. Therefore, you should think twice before attending his concerts or music lessons without noice-cancelling headphones or actually attending them at all.
Dude A: Dude, Wan Lo is holding a concert tomorrow! Should I buy tickets or us?
Dude B: Are you 8745?
Hell naw!
Dude A: They also have
different merch and DVDs of previous concerts. Should I order one for you?
Dude B:
Goddamnit no!
Dude A: So 20 DVDs it is!
Dude B whips out a knife and vibe checks Dude A