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Haunted File 

A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.

Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"

Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"

Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.

Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.

haunted cave 

The female sex organ that hasn't been occupied in quiet some time.
Yikes, did I just see a bat fly out of your haunted cave?

Haunted doll

I doll that is like possessed like dont mess with them
Hey! how are you
my haunted doll killed me last night.
Haunted doll by Urrrrrr mommm June 19, 2022

Haunted fishtank 

Mid 20th-century British slang for a television set. (from an era when they resembled huge wooden boxes with a big glass front)
Haunted fishtank by anonymous July 27, 2022

Haunted by your past

The feeling of pain when ever you see that thing/person that never goes away you can’t ask everyone to not talk about because that thing is still apart of there life
The definition or defined word of haunted by your past is horrible don’t do stupid shit.
I hurt her and now I can’t stop see her every were I go.
Another word like this is guilt it eats you up inside.

Haunted Hayride 

when Buckshot and Sematary meet up and start bouncing on each others things
"Hey Buckshot. Wanna have a haunted hayride tonight?" - Semetary
Haunted Hayride by Slimypoopblast February 23, 2025