Texas exit 

Exiting a US interstate highway at any point to access the service road or feeder street.

On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.

Texas exit by TomKas August 13, 2008

Montana Exit 

Leaving a party without announcing an exit, thanking the host or saying good by to the guests.

Montana Exit is going to bed without saying good by to guests or family members or spouse, slinking out the door or to your room

Montana Exit by Montana Wife September 23, 2011

Exit Pursued By A Bear 

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

Exit Pursued By A Bear by Baby Got Bareback November 23, 2009

Excitement of chickens 

An excitement of chickens is the term used by chicken lovers to describe a group of three or more chickens.

See’s a group of chickens

“OMG look at that excitement of chickens”

Excitement of chickens by QueenKOT May 29, 2018

Faux-excitement 

Faux (fake, artificial, not genuine); Excitement (exhilaration, the feeling of lively and cheerful joy).

When a person or a group of people masquerade their true feelings (about something that is meant to be exciting) by showing extreme excitement.

A: OMG! I just got tix to Justin Beiber's show!
B: What?! When?! How?! Wow!!!! That's SO AWESOME!!!!

(Person A, is unfortunately, genuinely excited).
(Person B show's great faux-excitement).
(Person A is a dumbass).

Faux-excitement by haxico December 12, 2010

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. 

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

Exit polling 

Anal sex; rear entry; anal sex; donkey punch; doggy style; butt sex; sodomy

Can I interest you in a little exit polling?

Exit polling by Twitty22 March 30, 2007