Ewan McGregor 

A Scottish actor who is known for picking acting roles beyond the "Hollywood" norm. Quite like Johnny Depp, Shia LeBeouf, Kevin Bacon, etc.

Unknown to some people, has been in many movies prior to Star Wars and Moulin Rouge. See Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Shallow Grave, Lipstick on Your Collar, The Pillow Book, etc.

His penis plays a starring role in more of his movies than you know.

Women only like Ewan McGregor because he was "hot" in Moulin Rouge. Had you known that he was singing in Velvet Goldmine, you would already had been aware of such wonderfulness.

Ewan McGregor by acidbathory January 8, 2009

Ewan Story

A undefinable story told by Ewan that never ends, you must hear one for yourself.

That was a definite ewan story.

Ewan Story by Rushmead January 15, 2022

Ewan McGregor 

Noun:

A hot sex god from Crieff, Scotland. In movies, he's known to play guys who always gets high off weed. Currently working on 'Gnomeo and Juliet' (2006). In short, he's fricking hot, dammit!!

Me: OH MY GOD ITS EWAN MCGREGOR IN 'THE ISLAND'!!

Ewan McGregor by EwanLover16 August 25, 2005

Ewan McGregor 

Corrr sex god in flesh!!

AAh (orgasmic sigh) its Ewan Mcgregor!

Ewan McGregor by I less than 3 Ewan Mcgregor July 16, 2006

Ewan McGregor 

(pronounced "You-an")

The greatest man ever!!!!!!! To summarize in short and simple terms...

1. He's THE SEXIEST Man to have ever walked the Earth!!2. He's Scottish!! 3. The most talented actor on the face of this Earth!!! He always does the most excellent performance that always blows me away in all of his movies! He's amazingly captivating! 4. Loves to get naked in films!!! And his you know what looks tasty as hell! It's a Large feature, if you know what I mean...5. Has the best sense of humor I have ever seen (or heard)!!! He's goddamn hilarious! 6. He has the most incredible voice (both speaking and singing)! His singing voice moves me more than Paul McCartney's! And well, his speaking voice-- soooo charming, cute, unique, and sexy!! And that Scottish accent of his! *melts* 7. He's wonderful at doing all kinds of accents perfectly!! 8. He loves doing theater! In this way, people get to see him do his thing live! 9. Ewan's an adventurer with great survival training who loves traveling around the world on his motorcycle! 10. He was born into a regular, not well-off, family in Scotland on March 31st, 1971. He's a true hero because he managed to get up to where he is now purely on his own!11. He is a very kind soul. 12. He has the cutest and most charming smile and laugh of any man!! 13. All hair colors suit Ewan!! 14. His great fashion sense is never off! 15. His beautiful eyes are blue/green/grey.

girl #1: "It goddamn sucks that Ewan McGregor is married. He's off the market..."

girl #2: "I don't think so! His wife doesn't have to know when I sleep with him!!"

It is very easy to fall in love with Ewan McGregor! The attraction is absolute! He is divine!

Ewan McGregor by loveforEwan November 22, 2009

Ewan McGregor 

A AMAZING ACTOR!! super hot especially in the movie moulin rouge..

omg i fell in love with ewan mcgregor! he has an amazing voice

Ewan McGregor by Charlie March 21, 2005

Ewan Harbord 

A mental disorder that grows in your brain causing you to be intelligent but make inappropriate puns and remarks.

You probably have Ewan Harbord so book an appointment at the doctors

Ewan Harbord by Deeeeedazzz June 15, 2017