Instant Confetti 

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.

my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"

Instant Confetti by aztekerz February 24, 2009

Happiness Confetti 

The result of blowing up and producing such happiness confetti due to thinking about life and how happy someone is, or read or hear something that makes someone think about how amazing and wonderful every day is, and literally starts to cry with joy.

One day im just gonna blow up and spread happiness confetti all over the place :)

Happiness Confetti by Br0sifus July 18, 2012

cock confetti 

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.

Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.

cock confetti by mike2285 August 7, 2012

Toilet Confetti 

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.

"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."

Toilet Confetti by Diana Clark March 7, 2014

time confetti 

the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day

In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.

time confetti by zodiacoflom March 4, 2015

Poop confetti 

Aka, dingleberries. The tiny balls of toilet paper left behind when wiping.

"Dad, Kai's poop confetti is floating in the bathtub."

Poop confetti by Clickbyclick October 13, 2016

makeshift confetti shower 

The act of placing confetti on a ceiling fan blade's, then spinning the fan (or turning it on). The fan will throw the confetti all around the room.

Person A: Why is the room a mess?
Person B: Because I did a makeshift confetti shower.

makeshift confetti shower by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019