Bagel 

Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist

Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports

Bagel by Number1KazzaFan May 16, 2023

Bagel 

Someone who is watching porn but says they are looking at bagels

“What are you watching there?”
“Bagels”

Bagel by Bob90684 October 11, 2023

Bagel 

Term for a “basic bitch” white and generic with no flavor.

That girl is such a bagel

Bagel by Sassafras-tastic January 13, 2024

Bagel 

When a Jewish person looks for other Jewish people in a public space or guesses who is Jewish.

We're only .05% of the world population, but when I bageled at JFK airport, it was more like 25% Jewish people.

Bagel by Phil-osoraptor February 1, 2024

Bagel 

Endearing term for an individual that displays an extra chromosome whether it is by aspect or behavior

My friends baby is a bagel, he's so cute and has an amazing sense of humor!

Bagel by Aiolos May 21, 2024

bagel

Piece of bread shot with a gun

I like shooting bread to make bagel(s)

bagel by RGB_CATT March 8, 2026

Bagel

EXTREMELY common synonym for "pussy"

That is the biggest bagel I've ever seen in my life ngl

Bagel by furcij April 18, 2026