Romantic Ambush 

A more pleasent version of the American term "rape". To be used to help sexually seduce a person of the opposite sex.

"We are having a romantic ambush party, you're invited Lucy...just bring the duct tape."

Romantic Ambush by Casey Lester January 20, 2008

bukkake ambush 

Bukkake Ambush will make you a man; The act of ejactulation over the female species, by surprise. Some call it ninja, others call it sexual assault.

"Hey bro, did you see me bukkake ambush that chick over there?"

"Yeah bro, you got her right in the eye!"

bukkake ambush by Paul Franky August 24, 2009

name ambush 

when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name

also name ambush is a name for a pig-game

Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"

Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"

Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."

name ambush by hh5drhg May 6, 2010

Unicorn Ambush

A sign of bromantic affection or a practical joke where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs his family jewels so hard he defecates in his pants!

"Dude! I was down in the lobby and just saw a big guy just jump on this AZN dude's back and grab his nuts! The AZN was so freakin scared he shit his pants!"
"No way! He Unicorn Ambushed that slope!"

Unicorn Ambush by Gatito! March 31, 2009

bukkake ambush 

In legal terms: Sexual assault.

In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"

While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."

bukkake ambush by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010

job-ambush 

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.

"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush

job-ambush by Runenwächter August 21, 2013

Scarlet Ambush 

When a girl fails to inform her male partner that she is on her period before they have sex.

I pulled out and it was a scarlet ambush!

Scarlet Ambush by kuntfuq September 25, 2020