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Strawberries n cream 

What’s left over in the toilet after period sex. The combination of shed uterus and semen post-intercourse.
There was a whole load of strawberries n cream in the toilet after he finished inside her....

strawberries with nuts 

Strawberries with nuts! Ho Huo huo

strawberries 

i put my cream in those strawberries
strawberries by pumpkin spice6 October 10, 2018

STRAWBERRIES 

I love strawberries it’s my life I need them to survive in life so please like this
I NEED STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!
STRAWBERRIES by Lunarstars February 10, 2019

strawberries 

something to say in an act of confusion

for example: instead of saying "what?" or "huh?"

you reply with "strawberries?"
Teacher: and that is how the square root of 88 is 9.38
you: .....um....strawberries?
strawberries by anonsghost February 16, 2019

Strawberries and Cream 

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?