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Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.
“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”
Bong Donkey by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019

Bong biscuit 

When you drop a Duce in your homies bong
Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph

Bonus Beer 

When you're too drunk too remember exactly how many beers you have left, but you have 1 more than you thought.
Pretty sure the're only 2 beers left. *Opens fridge* Oh shit, bonus beer!
Bonus Beer by UmamiDaddy March 11, 2020

Bong Sewage 

The burnt, wet, smells like a moldy cum sock weed that clogs up the stem of your bowl on your bong.
Give me a paper clip so I can scrape out the nasty bong sewage.
Bong Sewage by Peachy Boi May 20, 2020

Bong fart 

When you cup your ass with your hand in the shower and let it fill with water and then fart through it. The smell is tenfold.
That bong fart was fucking brutal luv
Bong fart by Roddy Blow September 16, 2020
When you slap you’re girls ass really hard/hitting it from behind and it sounds like you’re playing the bongos
I was going bongo ass on my girl last night
Bongo ass by Roseballs June 17, 2021