Sucks hairy balls 

When something majorly sucks.

God, I have three midterms and two papers due next week, and I haven't even started yet. This sucks hairy balls.

Sucks hairy balls by doughboy5555555555 May 12, 2009

the hairy bird 

The thing that's used to jab at the bearded clam.

the hairy bird by hahaaa June 28, 2003

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees 

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks

When a dirty, hairy, pussy slides up and down your back.

Husband: Why did you do a snail trail down my back?
Wife: That's called Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks.

Dirty Hairy Pussy Tricks by Yipyipyip1234 May 22, 2022

Harrison O’Hairy 

a very silky ginger man, who is extremely hairy. He also enjoys stealing crackerz and consuming them. His lastname remains a mystery.

wow look it’s Harrison O’Hairy i wonder whose crackerz he’s eating today!!

Harrison O’Hairy by Poxford111 July 12, 2020

packin hairy lips 

when a female is wearing a mini-skit or a short dress, and is wearing tight underwear in which you can see her hairy vagina, which looks likes two lips.

The other day at work i was eating lunch,and i droped my fork and as i went back up i seen this women it looked like she was packin a hairy yoyo, but i checked again she was definitely packin hairy lips.

packin hairy lips by succia minghia January 2, 2010

sandshoe hairy muff 

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

sandshoe hairy muff by nayfie March 13, 2003