twit-spammer 

1: A spammer using twitter to make an account, post only one update, and try to get other twitter users to look at links to porn or other various forms of internet obscenities.

Annoyed_Twitter_User: For the love of Mary and Joseph! These users are nothing but porn links!

Some-Guy123: @Annoyed_Twitter_User: Yea, they're called twit-spammers. I got 9 of them!

twit-spammer by Xonus July 6, 2009

aussiemagna SPAMMER 

introduced by EEK and MEH of AM fame, the 2 most notorious spammers in AM history

normal person: that is correct
EEK: i have fluffy stuff and macdonalds fries in a jar
MEH: yes, i like pizza.
EEK: kekekek
MEH: STFU eric
MEH: I need my medicine
EEK: i just saw a rabbit

so on and so forth

aussiemagna SPAMMER by glenn April 13, 2005

Spackered eggs 

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

Spackered eggs by Bigsize October 9, 2008

Shammered

The state of being shit faced and hammered.

Man i just bunned soo much chronic, and downed that 40, i'm sooo shammed(shammered).

Shammered by Evan SHort September 22, 2006

Stammered 

A mix of the words stoned and hammered. Refers to possibly the best state of being at any type of party setting, with common symptoms being elevated consciousness and the desire to make a complete fool of yourself, all in the name of a good time.

Damn, at the 4th of July party last night I had 6 shots of Jager and followed it with 3 tightly packed bowls of dank weed. Then, I proceeded to shotgun somewhere between 6 and 10 beers and went back outside to finish off the supply of bud. I concluded the night with a cocktail of vodka and coke, with a 2:1 ratio, respectively. Good lord, I was fucking stammered.

Stammered by Clayterman August 27, 2008

shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.

'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'

shammered by brooke March 14, 2004

spammer 

1. A moron who sends out E-mails, filling up your inbox so you can't find any real E-mail.

2. One who seems to think that a 7-year-old girl needs to be informed she can enlarge her penis in just 6 weeks.

"What's the rope and rifle for?"

"Ima' going spammer hunting!"

spammer by airwalker September 14, 2003