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Black-Monitor 

I wrote a black-monitor paper for English class.
Black-Monitor by Perspiciens April 2, 2009

lunch monitor 

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.
*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

Gaming Monitor 

A monitor for specially made for gaming, with higher specs and price compared to a regular computer monitor. but with ridiculously long name.
"What gaming monitor did you buy?"
"I can't decide. I have two options, LG 34WN80C-B or the Samsung LC49RG90SSNXZA "
"Why don't you buy the ViewSonic VX2758-2KP-MHD it offers a good value for the specs."
"Nah, i wanted to buy an ultrawide. I think i'll buy Samsung C49J890DKN"
Gaming Monitor by 1mpactz February 20, 2021

computer monitor 

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables
A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

Hall Monitor

The fucking asshole who camps in the left lane on the highway going under the speed limit and refuses to move. They think they are cops but are in reality just regular retards driving regular cars trying to fuck up the flow of traffic, cause accidents/pileups, and ruin every other drivers commute home. They especially love to come out when you are late getting somewhere like a doctors appointment or a court appearance for jury duty.
Oh cmon another fucking hall monitor in the left lane, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SWALLOWED CUM DUMPSTER
Hall Monitor by Ayeskipp July 12, 2023