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Baby Making Syndrome 

Baby Making Syndrome (BMS) is a sex addiction. Specifically an addiction to unprotected sex within a long term relationship where, having a child would not affect the feelings shared between the couple in the relationship.
Baby Making Syndrome, is especially present when this couple continuously have sex without using any forms of contraceptive. (i.e. Condoms or Birth Control) This is usually found to be present in couples who have been together for several years, and plan on getting married in the foreseeable future.
When the aforementioned couples end up becoming pregnant with a child, they will usually decide to keep the child, and raise it themselves. Usually in the 9 month process of the baby's growth inside the womb, this couple will continuously have just as much sex as they did before, if not more, and are very likely to get pregnant with another child soon after their first one is born.
"Dude. I have Baby Making Syndrome."

"How do you know?"

"K, so, you know how my girl and I just had our first kid?"

"Yeah."

"Well... She's pregnant again."

"GASP!"
Baby Making Syndrome by SK8RFRK March 11, 2011

Can't Raise the Main Sail 

Erectile dysfunction, either permenant or temporay. A nice way of saying "can't get hard"
Damn, she so ugly I can't raise the main sail, even after a case!

Tatsu-maki-sempuu-kyaku 

The "Hurricane Kick" from the world-renowned Street Fighter games. The Ansatuken-users (more commonly known as the shotos to uneducated people) preform this move. ryu, Ken, and Akuma can preform this technique. This technique is preformed by leaping into the air, leg horizontally extended before you, and spinning like a top.

*Note thatt you will look like an ass by attempting this*
Carl Winslow: Akuma just Tatsu-maki-sempuu-kyaku'ed my ass!

Steve Urkel: Serves you right.

making sky muffins 

it's when a cat stretches out their paws when being held or laying on a high place, making it look like they're kneading dough.
Looks like my cat is making sky muffins again.

Main-stream media 

The Main Stream American Media (MSAM) is the most prolific source of blatant poltical bias in the whole world. Every word of every sentence pronounced by the journalists in the mainstream media is entwined with vile lies and conspicuous BS. This is applicable to both sides, but its mostly the left.
"Its probably another Main-stream media coup." or " As trustworthy as the mainstream media depicting Trump" ( sarcasm)
Main-stream media by CLEMDOG February 15, 2019

making smores 

when you shit on a graham cracker right before your buddy jerks a load of awesome sauce onto the poopie.
John and I had a great time at the movie and before you know it we were at his apartment making smores!
making smores by Chip Winter July 23, 2014