water logging 

The act of turning on the sink of bathtub so no one can hear you take a shit. Whether it be in the next room because of paper thin walls or the neighbors in the apartment next to yours.

Taylor: Why did you turn the water on when you went into the bathroom? I know you didn't wash your hands for twenty minutes.

Phil: I was ummm washing my hair.

mark: Admit it you were water logging!

Phil: Alright I drank a lot last night you happy?

water logging by with everything October 30, 2009

logging 

beating good debaters in varsity LD

"Oh no--I'm about to debate last year's TOC winner!"
"Good luck logging."

logging by failure-not September 27, 2009

Logging 

Coined in the Season 16 premiere of South Park.

Standing up after you've taken a poo and cutting your poo in half with a stream of urine.

My daddy was a logger, and his daddy before him.

I enjoy logging after a long day of work.

Logging by gustavus August 1, 2012

Over Logging 

Jacking yourself after you've reached your climax.

Jerome: I overlogged last night!

Others: Over Logging is strange, ewww!

Over Logging by Insert it into the hole March 31, 2009

Swamp Logging 

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.

We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.

Swamp Logging by the real dansouthern April 11, 2011

extreme logging 

When you are trying to defecate a rather large stool which is much to big for your anus.

Often includes a lot of straining and groaning. In some cases sweating occurs and can be very painful

I was on the toilet for several hours engaging in extreme logging

extreme logging by frankthetank1984 July 12, 2010

Logging Road 

A Reverse Treasure Trail, Leading down a guys back to his hairy butt crack

Brad is a hairy dude, and hes got a mean logging road going on...

Logging Road by tdot44 June 23, 2010