A strange dialect derived of inbreeding and your uncle touching your no no square. Grew up in swamps and rivers but makes trips to the city for un necessary prostate exams.

What the hell did that guy just say? Oh he’s Ellingtoned it’s hard to understand him through the pain of his uncle touching him.

Ellingtoned by Cc77382 December 24, 2020

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Eslinger Luck

Eslinger luck could be considered as putting in enough work to get yourself to the finish line, spilling your heart out into the objective and then getting tripped at the finish line and only getting second place or third place to someone who didn't deserve it.

"He has some Eslinger luck. He was about to win but broke his leg half way through the race.

Eslinger Luck by Hiram Eslinger March 8, 2021

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elsiegs

THE (if not) FUNNIEST STREAMER ALIVE POGGG :>

hey have you heard of elsiegs?

elsiegs by macieinnit888 March 22, 2021

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epsing

Soaking you foot in epson salt

I’m epsing like a French dog

epsing by Big French April 17, 2021

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