Slutter Nutter Sammich 

Refers to the act of covering one person in peanut butter, and another person in jelly, and then smashing both bodies together.

Dylan brought the peanut butter, Becky brough the jelly, I just know they are planning on making a slutter nutter sammich.

Slutter Nutter Sammich by Ilovegreenandredandblue February 10, 2010

ham sammich 

to place ones face in anothers booty

self expanatory

ham sammich by unfukwithable May 27, 2004

Wet sammich 

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.

"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"

Wet sammich by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012

Chicken Sammich 

When your mom screams at you from the living room in order for you to make a Chicken Sandwhich but she's too invested in her show and calls it a Chicken Sammich.

Mom (watching real housewives of atlanta): DAwniece Go make me a CHICKEN SAMMICH!!!!!

Chicken Sammich by rawesomer September 25, 2018

cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

cat shit sammich by Boymom1 August 29, 2017

ham sammich 

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!

ham sammich by John Godwin February 7, 2013

Bitch make me a Sammich 

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap

"Bitch make me a Sammich" *Bitch Slap*

Bitch make me a Sammich by Taylorthetaylonator January 1, 2010