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nocturdal 

when you can only crap at night
i go deuce at night,cause i am nocturdal
nocturdal by bigd69er November 2, 2010
A person who is nocturnal by nature- their sleeping pattern has become reversed from the normal. Often the result of wasting time late at night/early morning online (usually streaming addictive TV shows, watching pointless YouTube videos etc)

Becoming a Nocturn can be a gradual and progressive change of state, sometimes happening without the affected realising that they are still watching Dexter repeats at 5.30am on a Tuesday morning.

Commonly found in students, the unemployed, and those whose jobs require them to work late at night.

Symptoms include, insomnia or oversleeping, excessive napping, disrupted eating pattern, weight gain (due to mindless snacking), the inability to maintain a normal daily routine, missing important appointments or events because you spent all night on youtube trying to teach yourself how to open a bottle with a lighter.
Dave- "Haven't you gone to bed yet? Its 6.20am!"

Fred- "I can't, I'm a Nocturn. I've been watching Animal Planet on Catch Up- if I sleep now then how will I know what happens to the baby Meerkat who lost its mum?!"

Dave- "You need help."
Nocturn by INeedANap December 30, 2013

Nocturne 

A champion in League of Legends that uses the power of tilt to win games. By constantly ulting botlane the enemy team’s morale will crumble and the Nocturne player will be seeing a victory screen.
Person 1: “I’ve been playing Nocturne and I’ve won all of my games!”
Person 2: “Fuck you man, think of all the adc players you’ve left crying.”

napturnal emission 

when you have a wet dream in the middle of the day while napping.
I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission.

nonturnal 

doesn't sleep at specifically night or day. Usually doesn't sleep at all and has very few naps
He doesn't sleep at night or day. He must be nonturnal.
nonturnal by samiam1nn November 1, 2009

nocturnalman 

This is a superhero who's super power is the power to stay awake all night. This superhero does not even see his super power as a strength, he just wants to be able to sleep all night like normal people.
Me: "Hey Nocturnalman, how was your night last night? Did you stay up all night fighting crime?"

Nocturnalman: "I was up all night again, I just want to sleep."
nocturnalman by kaelli June 19, 2010