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Kristina 

She is one of the craziest people you'll ever meet. Loves to party drink uncontrollably and wont remember things she did the next day 😂. She's down a down ass bitch though who will do anything for her closest friends. She can be really thoughtful and nurturing. Don't ever mess with Kristina! she will put you to your place. An amazing friend but the worst enemy. She gets in trouble a lot so you need to watch out sometimes. Overall, shes fun to be with and you wont get bored at all. Watching her do her thing is pure Entertainment!
Damn Kristina! what did you get yourself into this time?
Kristina by Elmow March 26, 2019
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Kristina 

A corrupted version of the name "Christina".
Someone with this name who is worthy of note is Kristina Horner, a.k.a. talentless singer for the Wizard Rock band The Parselmouths, Mrs Nerimon, and hyperactive dumb, blonde, all-American vlogger on the popular video-sharing website YouTube, who posts videos under the pseudonym italktosnakes.
Guy 1: Dude, do you watch italktosnakes on YouTube?
Guy 2: Who, Kristina Horner? Nah man, she makes me want to punch my computer moniter.
Nerimon: Hey! Leave my girlfriend alone!
Guy 1: Dude...shut the fuck up.
Kristina by MrNerimon April 26, 2009

Kristina 

Thot as fuck! The only good thing Kristina's are for is taking out the trash.
Did you take out the garbage?

No! Kristina is on it
Kristina by L0wk3y :) July 24, 2016

kristina 

Kristina is a beautiful girl who loves to laugh and have fun. She has many friends and everybody adores her. If you have her as a friend you are lucky. She is very brave and will do anything for someone she cares about. Kristina will stand up to anyone who that try to hurt someone She likes.
Kristina is a girl
kristina by Hjerteberte February 24, 2017

Kristina 

She is two faced, she will lie about you to everyone and anyone. She doesn’t understand the meaning of friendships or what it is like to be nice, she will act big but really she isn’t. She thinks that she runs the school and thinks she is amazing for doing bad things etc...smoking drinking vaping she is a whore and a skank
That Kristina wan is a while bitch
Kristina by sennamcdaid October 24, 2018

Kristina 

A weird girl. Usually seen in a crowd not knowing what to do. When ever she tries she fails.. miserably. If you see a Kristina try to help her! Honestly though.. She is a lost cause.
Woah is that girl okay?
Nah! She is a Kristina she is NEVER okay!
Oh! Should we go help her?
Nah.. She is a lost cause.
Kristina by hey10 February 27, 2019

Kristina 

kristina, a kind hearted girl yet she is a total bitch if she doesn’t like you she will defend herself and her friends. she’s such a bad bitch ! kristina has a lot of natural beauty that sum people just don’t see. she has a nice big butt perfect size. she tends to be kinky and freaky get you’re self a kristina in bed you won’t regret it !
yo who’s that girl with that nice ass over there?”
“dude i think she must be a kristina” !
Kristina by sexyanimal88 November 2, 2019