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Someone who looks like a horse and would suck JJ Redick's dick.
Kirby by darrelle revis April 22, 2010
London slang. A derogatory term for a certain type of person from Australia, New Zealand or South Africa who now lives in the UK. More often used to describe women but can be applied to men. Can also be used to describe the places frequented by Kirbys.

Kirbies are very fond of alcohol and/or drugs and all the associated behavior. The women are usually blond (or died blond), horribly slutty and have an unpleasant bitchy attitude. The men are usually large rugby playing types (or wanabees) often with blonde hair, very predatory towards women and sometimes quite aggressive.

This word originates form a short lived UK TV show called The Last Chancers which featured a character called Kirby who was as described above.

Note on usage: This word could be considered very offensive as it shows a complete ignorance of the difference between three very different counties.
Alex: I'm not really liking this bar much.
Lauren: I know it's proper kirby.
kirby by Last Chancer November 6, 2008
Kirby is a pink fluffy flying marshmallow that can steal enemies powers and is by far the coolest character ever created by Nintendo, featured in many of his own games and is a starter character in all of the super smash brother games
"Dude, I totally just destroyed you with Kirby!"
Kirby by IvanWind December 14, 2014
1. The act of performing oral sex on men, for the price of a pack of sixlets. Since sixlets are basically useless and no one likes them, they are merely a symbolic gesture of showing how worthless you are.
Upon entry into the store, Quarles saw in the aisle, a loan pack of sixlets, and was quickly reminded that this could get him a kirby.
Kirby by im_so_not_gay July 6, 2010
a coke or meth booger. they are a booger made of meth or coke that are stubborn, painful and get stuck in your nose.
man, i got a kirby stuck in my nose.
kirby by aeiouy6 March 8, 2011
(Kur-bee) noun1. A fun contemporary word meaning lame or stupid: can be used any many forms such as or kirbying, kirbiness, kirbed .

2. a word meant to be said to get on adults, and uncool people's nerves. It is usually belted out when it's very quite, and ends in a loud outburst by many people joining in!

3. A word for any nerdy, geek, poindexter or annoyingperson who is just uncool. Dereiving from a 1997 band geek with a horrible haircut .

4. The name of an uncool hairstyle which is bald in the middle, with hair extending to the sides.
1. That was the lamest joke i've ever heard! You get a KIRBY!

2."Hey guys lets get on the librarian's nerves, lets say KIRBY until it gets really loud! kirby,Kirby,KIrby, KIRBy,KIRBY!

3. UH-OH here comes KIRBY with more lame jokes!

4.Your hair looks horrible! What style are you trying to sport, a KIRBY?
KIRBY by Showstoppers December 12, 2009