instagram 

known as the “nasty killer app” basically random locals and “fans” chase around the artists and criticize them. means “garbage”, and “shit” in fandom language
instagram; (noun); shit, garbage, killer

eww aren’t you gonna throw away you ‘instagram’ ; someone asked me would i rather eat a shitty wipe, or use instagram, i chose shitty wipe because i refuse to play with garbage.

instagram by miss eilish October 14, 2019

Instagram 

A popular social media in which brain damaged millennials either live fake lives, or steal Reddit memes at least a month after being born. (There is a possibility of something different and good happening PewDiePie wedding, world record egg, etc).

SSSniperwolf is an INSTAGRAM influencer who photoshops every post she makes

Instagram by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019

INSTAGRAM 

The place where girls try and show off their TikTok moves or big butts

place where boys go to show off there eboy stupid selves

Hailey:I miss this bubble gum and that cheeko stick(
Jordyn(shut the fuck up cause you can’t dance)
Hailey:shut you eboy ass up cause your hairline even disapproved so it left

Jordyn:instagram and tiktok are both places to show my hairline stupid

INSTAGRAM by Why did my mom get pregnant December 4, 2019

Instagram 

Instagram , a social networking site that allows you to post pictures and share things with people that are following you.

Add me on Instagram - s.a.n.i.a.k.u.m.a.r

Instagram by s.a.n.k May 21, 2020

instagram 

The unit of weight for a hipster.

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

instagram by niklj November 20, 2020

instagram 

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.

That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

instagram by niklj November 20, 2020

Instagram 

Do you wanna be a celebrity but are to poor? GREAT NEWS!!!! Instagram is the place for you!!!!

OMG Beccky you look so pretty in your Instagram post.

Instagram by JohnnyJohnny56 November 2, 2020