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Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex! 

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.
*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
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dry anal sex 

I tried to have dry anal sex, but then I always was in quite a bit of pain.
dry anal sex by Jake_Long June 7, 2014

Gay Anal sex 

A Gay form of sex where a dude stick’s his phallus into another man’s bum
Person 1: Hey man you wanna have Gay Anal sex
Person 2: yeah man let’s go to my house right now

pre-anal sex check 

When a person, usually female, will check the cleanliness of this area outside and in and can also include using their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex. So if there is it can be removed and clean up that area.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
pre-anal sex check by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014

Gay anal sex 

How gay couples have sex. Usually done after one man gets done sucking another man's dick.
While Liam was taking a shower, Austin walked in and saw liam's massive cock. Liam tried to cover it up but Austin wanted to touch it. After Austin touched it, Liam wanted to see and touch Austin's. Soon Austin was on his knees sucking Liams dick. He was getting troatfucked so hard that he had Liam I'm in his mouth. Afterwards, Liam sucked off Austin. Austin than turned around and told Liam to stick it in him. Liam got behind Austin and tried to penetrate him. Once Liam was inside, he pumped away. After ducking Austin for a while, Liam turned around so Austin could fuck him in the ass. Before screwing Liam, autin kicked Liams butthole clean. He than stick his dick inside Liams butt and pumped away. After he had finished, he got on his knees and sucked Liam off again. They both than got into the 69 position and started to suck each other's dick. After they finished they finished their shower and went back at it on the bed. That is a brief description of gay anal sex.

have anal sex with aux day 

Have anal sex with aux day is when you must have sex with Auxhavoc or any individual with aux in their name.
This event starts on 19th of june to the 21st. :)
"Oh its have anal sex with aux day, What a sexy sexy man he is"

International Anal Sex Day 

September 2nd. The day to give or receive an allotment for anal sex
Today’s September 2nd. Got an allotment for anal that I could borrow for International Anal Sex Day? I used my banked days during the pandemic at the sailing dock.