Wet Carl 

(n.) A rare variant of the hot carl in which the normaly solid excrement is replaced by diarrhea. This substitution may come unexpectedly to the receiving party, though never to the evacuator.

I nearly drowned when Bruce suprised me with a frothy wet carl. Fortunately my normally supressed gag reflex saved my life.

Wet Carl by Rod Thrustwell June 28, 2006

Charlie Rangel 

1. A Democrat who represents New York's 15th district and is the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee.

2. An unethical hypocrite who demands everyone else pay through the nose in taxes, yet dodges them himself. Failed to report income from rental properties, lived in rent-subsidized apartments while claiming his Washington DC home as his primary residence for tax purposes, and gave 2.8 billion of our money to Diageo to make rum in the US Virgin Islands, among other things.

Person 1: Why do the Democrats stick up for Charlie Rangel?

Person 2: Because they are corrupt scumbags who protect their own. They're fine with politicians breaking the law, as long as they're fellow Democrats. But if they're Republicans, then it's unacceptable.

Charlie Rangel by Dems really suck October 10, 2009

Good Charlotte 

Possible the worst band ever. They are poseurs and actually think they're punk. If y'all want to listen to some real punk, go check out the Pistols or Sublime. Good Charlotte is pop, pop rock at the most. All the members of the band are fugly assholes. Especially Joel, who called himself "Kid Vicious" - like Sid Vicious, the godfather of punk.

And their music sucks ass! If you stop and listen to the music, the main message of it is to not conform. But that's exactly what they're doing! They try so hard to be punk they forget to be themselves.

Guy 1: "God, have you heard Good Charlotte's new single?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it sucks ass. I wish MTV would stop paying that shit."

Poseur Girl: "OMG! GC is like, so hawt! They're like soooo punk rawk!"
Other Girl: "God, get a life, you loser. Listen to some decent music."

Good Charlotte by JOEL MADDEN IS FUGLY July 16, 2008

Carlee 

an awesome girl who's loyal to her friends. she is amazingly gorgeous and perfect in everyway

girl 1: carlee is awesome
girl 2: i know right?

Carlee by rated "R" superstar! June 2, 2011

Charlie Chester 

Noun, Rhyming slang - Child Molestor

Keep your kids away from him, I hear he's a bit of a Charlie Chester.

Charlie Chester by Adam Thompson July 15, 2003

Good Charlotte 

1. A band that performs deranged crap, overplayed by the media.
2. Group who kisses MTV's butt.
3. Responsible for lame songs with lame lyrics that sound as if they should be classified under "pop" instead of "alternative" (as they are on itunes) or "rock"...(God save us).
4. Band where the members wear makeup, causing one to ponder their sanity and sexuality.
5. A group where any definitions of them, if positive, are defensive. If they are so great why do you have to defend them? Or are you insecure because everyone questions your sanity for following the teen craze and conforming to bad music?
6. A band sometimes considered to fall under the genre of rock, which is the master of abominations.

Girl: Oh look, Good Charlotte is coming to concert...
Girl #2: GOOD CHARLOTTE IS AWESOME! LIKE, SHUTUP. JUST SHUTUP. THEY ARE GREAT. DON'T DISS THEM! THEY'RE SO "PUNK." I JUST LOVE HOW ANGSTY AND REBELIOUS THEY ARE!! OMG JUST STOP! THEY'RE AS COOL AS SIMPLE PLAN!!! OMG JUST OMG.

Good Charlotte by guardian in the name of rock May 14, 2005

good charlotte 

Good Charlotte


Possible the worst band ever. They are poseurs and actually think they're punk. If y'all want to listen to some real punk, go check out the Pistols or Sublime. Good Charlotte is pop, pop rock at the most. All the members of the band are fugly assholes. Especially Benji, who called himself "Kid Vicious" - like Sid Vicious, the godfather of punk.

And their music sucks ass! If you stop and listen to the music, the main message of it is to not conform. But that's exactly what they're doing! They try so hard to be punk they forget to be themselves.

Guy 1: "God, have you heard Good Charlotte's new single?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it sucks ass. I wish MTV would stop playing that shit."

Poseur Girl: "OMG! GC is like, so hawt! They're like soooo punk rawk!"
Other Girl: "God, get a life, you loser. Listen to some decent music."

good charlotte by JOEL MADDEN IS FUGLY July 16, 2008