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Facebook serious

When a romantic relationship reaches the stage where both parties declare on their Facebook profiles that they are "In a relationship with" the other. Simply "In a relationship" does not count, the girlfriend/boyfriend's name must be displayed.

Used mainly in a banter-ish way towards the male.
Charles Dean is in a relationship with Jasmine French

Jack King: may i be the first to say

facebook serious
Facebook serious by Lee Reid September 24, 2010

but seriously 

This term is usually used after saying a non-intended humorous quote or phrase.

This term can also be used to put a serious twist on your joke, and frequently intensifies the situation.

It is also used to make a joke more humorous, this is called backing-up(usually used after your not-so-funny-joke)
#1:
Person 1: Yeh i got a vest the other day!
Group: HaHahahAhAh
Person 1: but seriously

#2:
Person 1: I've got a vest....jokes....but seriously
Group: HaHahahAhAh

#3:
Person 1: Vest are only for 'homos'
Group: *cough*
Person 1: but seriously!
Group: HaHahahAhAh

No, seriously

After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show

A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious
Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."

Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)
No, seriously by Kateus December 29, 2005

serious relationship 

Its when a female wants to stay with a male gender for a long time, possibly for the rest of their life.
Two people dating for 2 years and then getting married. Now thats a serious relationship
serious relationship by MarryX September 26, 2009

Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal 

A human being of the female species , which under pressure speaks in a lisp.These creatures have unusally large cheeks and a stare with will burn your soul. These fasinating species are common in the Leicester area or in Bristol where they populate.With hamster. All Seriousthly Medusa Gerbals only have one love ,Will Draycott.
"Some of are Seriousth students and have Seriousth amounts of Seriousth work to do" said the Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

serious putty 

The exact opposite of silly putty and puts it to shame. A way to legally own C4 in any country possible.
Man: Here is your birthday present kid
Boy: What is this
Man: I call it serious putty
*explodes*
serious putty by hehepoggeriscool January 20, 2021