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rookie mistake 

Falling in love with a girl prematurely.
"Man! Look at that idiot! He fell for that slut after one night! She totally blew him off!"

"What a fool. It must be his first time with a girl."

"True man. We've all made those rookie mistakes."
rookie mistake by captainc1992 April 7, 2008
noun, synonomous to big bushy eyebrows. Named for the 60 Minutes Commentator Andy Rooney.
roonies by Daeshim February 10, 2009

Rookie Mistake 

The act when someone makes a mistake that is so stupid, he is considered a rookie at it. The person must be called a rookie until the event is forgotten about, which in most cases takes a long time. Sucks for the rookie.
Person 1: Whats a rookie mistake?

Person 2: Thats a rookie mistake for not knowing what a rookie mistake was!

Person 1: Ahh man!
Rookie Mistake by Im Clever February 24, 2010
1. (n) two people that choose to live together in college not knowing what to expect
2. (n) in the beginning of the year, they tend to sit in the floor and cry like babies
3. (adj) within months of each other, they break up with their long distance boyfriends
4. (slt) they make out with any and everyone, and also keep a list of who they have made out with
5. (v) no matter what, they will be roomies for life, and will subsequently call each other "roomies" even if they don't live together
1) Hey, wanna be roomies next year?
2) Roomie, why is he not calling me every minute of the day, and why am I gaining weight, and why do I miss home so badly?
3) Katey, you should definitely break up with him. I broke up with mine and afterall, we are roomies.
4)Hey roomie, who did you make out with last night? OMG- me too!!!
5) ROOMIE TIME!!!
Roomies by Katherine Watson October 21, 2004
A drug known as the "date rape drug" with a misleading name. You're more likey to end up on the floor than the roof.
Me: Man, he slipped me roofies last night. How did I get down?
Mike: From where?
Me: The roof.
Mike: You were on the floor.
Me: But they're called roofies.
Mike: It's a stupid name.
Me: Oh.
Roofies by hn260 May 16, 2010

rookie two shoes

anyone who rooks out constantly, where life is a daily struggle for them. being more than just a rook; being more than just a rookie... this person is a rookie two shoes.
Cameron got drunk and started spitting on girls, what a rookie two shoes.
rookie two shoes by GeeOhCee March 19, 2011