scientismist 

SCI-EN-TISM-IST = Adherent of Scientism (Religion based on Science). Not to be confused with Mary Baker Eddy's CHRISTIAN SCIENCE or L. Ron Hubbard's SCIENTOLOGY.

Scientismists are usually atheists or agnostics. Sometimes they are members of mainstream religious groups, but, they tend to view the religion as being mostly a MORAL foundation, with God and Scriptural stories being symbolic rather than literal. "Cause & Effect" or "Action and Result" are common rules of thumb for the Scientismist. I avoid an action, not for fear of Hell, but to avoid the scientifically proven result of that action.

scientismist by The Grapplin' Chaplain August 10, 2006

Scientific Method 

Fuck around and find out

person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"

person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"

person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"

Scientific Method by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020

Scientific Deism

Scientific deism or evidence based deism is a deist current that advocates empirical, rigorous and massive studies and find if God, gods, spiritual beings, extraphysics and supernaturality are actually real or not, mainly focusing on technological development, such as on technodeism. The main difference from technodeism is that technodeism is just about technological search and scientific deism is about the whole search and research.

"Scientific deism might be really useful on countering neoatheism inside science, but it is unlikely scientific deism will get mainstream such as neoatheism soon."

"Scientific deism is gonna be revolutionary, united with technodeism, we might find out if gods, spiritual beings, supernaturalism and extraphysics are actually real or not, and it is gonna be like seach for aliens, and help search for aliens, since aliens might be spiritual beings and gods... So, scientific deism might be really useful on search for aliens and for intelligent non-human life forms."

"Scientific deism is a third way inside science, since it understands gods and spiritual beings might not be 100% real and living among humans nor be inventions of people's minds and heads. So, scientific deism is amazing due to it, and technodeism shows it really well."

Scientific Deism by Full Monteirism January 7, 2021

Scientific name of pineapple 

Ananas comoSUS
When the pineapple is sus

"OH GOD OH F**K I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE WHY DID I SEARCH SCIENTIFIC NAME OF PINEAPPLE AAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Scientific name of pineapple by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 6, 2021

scientists 

People that love to keep people in the dark and feed them shit like mushrooms.

The scientists didn't really want anybody's lights on, they just pretended to illuminate people's lives while keeping them in the dark and not really telling them anything.

scientists by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Cannabisia Scientifica 

A person who smokes cannabis as a way of life. Not just to get high, but for what it has to offer. To make food, music, and everyday activities better. They don't get high just because, they get high to improve on situations.

"AJ smokes a lot of weed"
"but damn is he cool!"
"yeah, he must be one of those cannabisia scientifica."

stoner pot head weed marajuana

Cannabisia Scientifica by njss June 25, 2010

Dirt Scientist 

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with

Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist

Dirt Scientist by Mr Jean July 14, 2016