Joaquin Phoenix 

An very good-looking actor who has been in many movies in which he was wonderful. He is sometimes credited as Leaf Phoenix. He also has very captivating eyes.

"So, have you seen and good movies lately?"
"Yeah, I saw 'Parenthood' with Joaquin Phoenix when he was younger, and he was soooo cute!"

Joaquin Phoenix by red_rose September 22, 2005

Joaquin Meza

A fat gay fuck who watches hentai and sucks off Isaac in his free time

"Wow, Joaquin Meza is such a queer, I can't believe him and Isaac won't separate from each other!"

Joaquin Meza by PunishedCherryVII March 16, 2019

Joaquin and chill 

When bae asks you over to fuck during a hurricane

Bae: hey this hurricane is suppose to be pretty bad, Joaquin and chill?
girl: I'll get the condoms

Joaquin and chill by thefuckingtruth.com November 21, 2015

Joaquin Phoenix 

A really wicked awesome man who's in movies. Such as The Villiage, Signs, Ladder 49, Buffalo Soldiers, etc. He's extremely talented and a wonderful actor.

Girl: Hey, did you see Joaquin Phoenix in that new movie?.....He's so hot!
Me: No man, he's totally wicked....

Joaquin Phoenix by the_pizza_lady August 15, 2005

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease 

(Note that this just a joke and is not real so please don't take it seriously)

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease is a hugely rare disease that makes a person laugh uncontrollably until they physically cannot breath. This usually accures when something funny is said to the person or if the person thinks of something they think is funny. The meaning behind the disease's name is from Joaquin Phoenix, who is famous for playing Joker in the DC film of the same name. In the film, he suffers from a illness very similar to this where he will laugh miniacly without his free will. Side effects of Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease include, laughing uncontrollably, sore throat and lungs, unable to control breathing processes and even death.

Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: *starts laughing uncontrollably for several minutes*
Person 1: wow dude are you okay??
Person 2: yeah I'm fine I just have Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease, it happens all the time.
Person 1: Oh okay see you later bro.
Person 2: *continues to laugh and choke cutely in Japanese*

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease by mysticfr0g December 26, 2021

joaquin not walking 

name is not walking

Joaquin not walking show how to spell my name because people think my parents are stupid cuz people think my name is spelled walking

joaquin not walking by pablo pushing P January 28, 2022

Joaquin Phoenix 

Actor, Golden Globe Winner and modelizer

Girl 1: I heard that Joaquin Phoenix is dating Eva Mendes.
Girl 2: No, it's just a rumor. Joaquin only dates models.

Joaquin Phoenix by Sweet Mandy May 25, 2006