FBU (Facebook University) Graduate 

FBU Graduate: primarily educated by reading other's Facebook posts.

Any person (especially millennials) that consistently assert there opinions and points of view based primarily on what they read on Facebook. (or any other type of social media)

Hey, have you ever had a conversation with that asshat Bill?

No, why?

Don't bother. He is clearly an FBU (Facebook University) Graduate.

FBU (Facebook University) Graduate by Hammr11 November 28, 2017

Graduation Party 

A party to celebrate a graduation. The friends who don't show up because "something came up" means that they don't really care about you.

*Text message 10 minutes before the party

Abby: "Hey I'm sorry I'm not going to make it to your graduation party my car broke"
John: " So is your brother's car broken too? Because I invited him."
Abby: "..."

Graduation Party by BiggestBoyo July 23, 2019

Virtual Graduation 

Noun: Modified graduation ceremony for Class of 2020. Students are filmed recieving diplomas. It is a laborious process that requires innumerable hours of work. Developed as a result of global pandemic.

Verb: cause of head explosions. Upon hearing about virtual graduation as a result of students and parents take to social media to spread negativity because they no longer have the ability to contact the school personally via phone or email.

Parent/Student 1: (facebook post) virtual graduation is BS. They lied to us. Let's be a mob and all rant. ***heads explode***

Virtual Graduation by Mayor Ellen May 17, 2020

UCF Business Graduate

An individual who has completed the required courses for the University of Central Florida's College of Business. These individuals are well-rounded and well prepared for the real world due the the experiential nature of courses such as Cornerstone and Capstone.

That UCF Business Graduate is going places!

UCF Business Graduate by Caregivers November 23, 2009

gradumate 

A practice often seen in private, religious colleges in which a female will come to a particular institute of higher learning, not to obtain a degree but to meet a husband ie to become a trophy wife

Tina: Hey, I haven't seen Becky and Blake around campus in awhile. They weren't supposed to graduate until December. Have you seen them?
Holly: No, didn't you hear? They gradumated.

gradumate by itsbaylorbitch March 13, 2008

Dick With a Graduation Hat 

A logical fallacy.

Excited Mom: So... my honors student can totally beat your honors student...

Bored Mom: Your honors student is a dick...

Excited Mam: a Dick With a Graduation Hat

Bored Mom: With loser parents.

Dick With a Graduation Hat by Awesometoast April 7, 2010

graduate 

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

graduate by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005