Fred 

An annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship.

"Fred is such a loser!"

Fred, the annoying little twat, who lives on the internet pouncing at the opportunity to fix someone's grammatical errors. He also has a pip-squeak voice, and his ego is bigger than your future. Lastly, he is smaller than your chances of getting a relationship is a loser.

Fred by Ma vie est trash February 17, 2017

fred 

some kid that starts alot of drama and if you talked to him behind a computer screen you would think he is a girl,

fred-" OMGGGGGGGGGG<3 whaatttttttt boyyyyyyy typesssssss likeeeeeeeeeee thissssssssssss ;)

fred by datdudeonline October 21, 2010

Fred 

The gay fuck boy who fucks and eats dogs.

That Fred is so weird

Fred by Ling Ling Chong December 2, 2016

Fred 

A FRED is a Hot Cat. If you have a hot cat who is fat and cute and smart and loud, name him FRED.

What a hot cat. He's a Fred!

Fred by THE only Chimpers February 10, 2008

Fred 

An amazing looking guy who girls love Fred is cool calm and good at sport

Fred is good looking with muscle

Fred by Psioedeuom March 16, 2015

Fred 

a Fred is most of the time from NewYork and sits around and does nothing all week including sundays.A Fred also has been to jail at least once and is very fat.

MY STEP DAD FRED

Fred by izzyipod March 8, 2009

fred 

To fret that you might poop yourself whilst allowing your sphincter to relax ever so slightly in the hope that you will enjoy the pleasure of releasing a tremendously satisfying, beeping fart. This verb applies especially to coffee drinkers on the run to catch a mode of public transportation.

"I'm running to the lightrail and I just scarfed last night's Chipotle, followed by two espresso shots, so I really hope I don't fred because these are my only work-appropriate trousers."

fred by Kid Whiskers July 14, 2015