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Samuel Ferguson 

A weird nonce who touches kids with his big hairy toe while licking his mothers tongue
Oh he’s a right Samuel Ferguson

Adam Ferguson 

An Adam Ferguson is a looming mass that will demolish all in its path. If you dare utter their name, you will have mere seconds before being transported to his domain of trickery. Is the natural predator of a Gregor Cunningham.
Adam Ferguson by BigEtienne December 10, 2019

Turd Ferguson 

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper 

Omg, did you see that? It’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper 

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.
OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

Collin Ferguson.

A florida man who is also a goat oh jeez the lore
Oh jeez, I do hate Collin Ferguson.
Collin Ferguson. by Cleetus Chan September 8, 2021