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Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
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Child Arson 

The illegal act of setting fire to kids.
Rob: I heard that he's a convicted child arsonist.

Eddie: What is that?

Rob: He burns kids!
Child Arson by Farrell Gilmour March 10, 2009

Knee Arson 

the act of committing knee theft and then committing arson on the knee
this guys misgendered my friend so i committed knee arson
Knee Arson by yeet the knee January 8, 2021

Dirty Arson 

Setting a fire around two or more people having sex to increase adrenaline and arousal.
Don't worry, no one was harmed in yesterday's Dirty Arson.
Dirty Arson by icannot November 23, 2020

Nicholaus Arson 

A pretty alright guitarist from The Hives. wait no, he's an awesome guitar-man. the brother of the lead-singer. is oh so very hot. makes the sexiest faces when playing, is also very flirty. real name Niklas Almqvist
Nicholaus Arson's bum is drop dead gorgeous.
Nicholaus Arson by LeHives December 13, 2004

be gay commit arson 

being gay and committing arson. aka my lifestyle
be gay commit arson (BGCA) is me

The Pink Arson 

Each of the two partners proceed to shave off their own pubic hair, then collect it into one big ball. The hairball is inserted into the vagina before the penis, and as the penis goes back and forth it creates friction and sets the ball of hair on fire. The male must then use his mouth to put out the fire before it renders the female sterile.
"Dude Michael attempted to perform the Pink Arson on Claire, however he was not successful in rendering the fire inert in time to save her eggs."