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Broomstick Bandit 

Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.
"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"
Broomstick Bandit by Big Chub Chub November 16, 2022

912 bandit 

Brynley Meeks.

Someone who’s tried to sleep with the entire 912.
Oh, you’ve heard of her. She’s the 912 bandit
912 bandit by jimmyjohns November 30, 2022

Blue Bandit 

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.
Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"
Blue Bandit by Bhetty November 30, 2022

Gender bandit 

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers
A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!
Gender bandit by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

Funeral Bandit 

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
Funeral Bandit by SammyChica April 15, 2023

chalk bandit 

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.
You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?
chalk bandit by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023