A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.

Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.

softball shape by Iwantsomerocks June 5, 2013

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Softball Chicks

Softball chicks consist of mostly manly girls who think they're the shit and that somehow softball is the best sport in the world. Don't let their extreme manliness distract you though, they are notorious bitches. Their signatures are wearing side ponytails all the time, and having the biggest, ugliest sunglasses. The softball chicks usually bitch about normal girls during their practices and if you are a victim to the harassment of a Softball Chick, look out cause she will beat your ass. And win. Remember the're huge. Normally they're only friends with other Softball Chicks who share the love for the pointless sport. They often try to act like normal girls but end up just looking like they're trying too hard.

I really want to go to the party but the scene is going to be all these Softball Chicks

Softball Chicks by peacockbitch14 June 18, 2011

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softball player

Another term for "lesbian".

That Jenny, she's turned into quite the softball player.

What do you mean? She's all of a sudden into sports?

Yeah...and girls.

softball player by nicky v. July 7, 2006

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softball lesbian

A lesbian girl that plays softball

A lesbian:

A starlight girl:
A lesbian: I play softball what sports do you play?
A straight girl: oh so your a softball lesbian?
A lesbian: bitch... a what?

softball lesbian by Yeeyeemuhfucka June 11, 2019

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