my dog ate my homework 

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

my dog ate my homework by immaschild April 20, 2023

My g or My G 

My g is a friend but My G is a Best Friend

Yo my G or Yo My g.

My g or My G

My g or My G by BizzarrelyOnAll March 22, 2021

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15 

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15

You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15 by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019

i only love my bed and my mama

It means when you don't care about nothing else but your family and your rest

Drake: "She said she love me, I said I lobe her partly, I only love my bed and my mama, sorry."

i only love my bed and my mama by DatKiddNiya February 11, 2018

hoemg/hoe my god/hoe my gay 

Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay are words that are used to express a feeling of shock.
It originated from LovelyPeaches jkjk

Emma: Hey fat ugly rat!
Karen: Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay, your so mean! I'm going to keep asking you "Where is the manager?" until your body turns to dust!
Emma: is shooketh
Karen: Where's the manager?

hoemg/hoe my god/hoe my gay by Tonbori-chan May 6, 2020

To my sunshine and my little drugaronie... 

This is for my lovely, amazing, adorable, funny, and just overall perfect girlfriend. She is AMAZING!!!!!!! I love you and doing shit with you baby girl. Youre mine forever ♥

This is To my sunshine and my little drugaronie...

To my sunshine and my little drugaronie... by stoner420f12swagmoney69 August 7, 2017

Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

Is my eldest Sister my true friend? by sdinaz October 23, 2023