Hockey Goalie

The weirdest player of the team. He doesn't pull as many ladies as the other players but he makes it up for tons of great friends. He tries to keep his teammates in line when they get a little spastic. He always tries to stay positive even when things go south and tries to keep his teammates heads up when they're sad. He's the most vital and loved player of the team.

Girl: so you play hockey?
Hockey Goalie: yep!
Girl: what position do you play?
Hockey Goalie: I'm a goalie!
Girl: oh... that explains alot.

Hockey Goalie by DeltaMP07 February 11, 2022

black goalie 

When a black male is having sex and when ejcaculating inside of the girl when the semen is half way down her the male sucks it back up like a vacuum saving the semen like a goali

"I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled a black goalie"

black goalie by KiidWavy April 13, 2017

pull the goalie 

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

pull the goalie by breakwall January 14, 2005

pullin the goalie 

Having sex with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.

Hey Joe, you guys trying to have kids?
We aren't trying but not avoiding it. Basically we are pullin the goalie.

pullin the goalie by braymo July 29, 2009

Dutch Goalie 

A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.

It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.

Dutch Goalie by Limeylady February 4, 2010

Holie-Goalie 

The female equivalent of a cock-blocker. A friend who prevents a woman from scoring some action. Can also be called a "Trapper-Keeper".

"I could have hooked up with that guy if my ex didn't show up to this poetry reading... He's such a holie-goalie."

Holie-Goalie by alyssainfinity May 14, 2010

Pulling the goalie

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

Pulling the goalie by The Commadore August 17, 2008