500 cigarettes 

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

500 cigarettes by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025

Neil Cigarettes

A commonly used nickname for Neil Cicierega used in the lemon demon community

OMGGGGG ITS NEIL CIGARETTESSSSSS 😍😍😍

Neil Cigarettes by Tungsten Dioxide January 20, 2026

Five Guys Cigarettes 

A fast food outlet where the manager is shopping pot out the back.

I'm not buying legally, I'm off down to Five Guys to get me some Five Guys cigarettes.

Five Guys Cigarettes by CaliAngel May 18, 2018

Smoking rationed cigarettes 

Give up hope on life (or some other thing depending on the context)

Reference to Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search For Meaning.

In Nazi concentration camp where Dr Frankl was imprisoned. The prisoners were rationed cigarettes that they could exchange for bowls of soup. When you see someone smoking their cigarettes, it meant they gave hope on life and we're waiting for death to take them.

Sam: How's Life?

Bill: Nothing great. I'm smoking rationed cigarettes.

Here Smoking rationed cigarette means giving hope on something

Smoking rationed cigarettes by AronMaxwell August 17, 2022

modern-day cigarettes 

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

modern-day cigarettes by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

New York Police Departments And Cigarettes 

New York Police Departments And Cigarettes

New York Police Departments And Cigarettes

New York Police Departments And Cigarettes by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

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