Chilling Poolside 

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."

Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."

Chilling Poolside by MainVainer May 5, 2014

Chilling with the hose 

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

Chilling with the hose by tragicqueenofthenorth September 7, 2019

chodeling

A very short and fat person, resembling a chode; causes the subjective illusion that they are wider than they are tall.

Todd's fetishes for both BBWs and short chicks really came to a head when he started dating a chodeling.

Person 1: Haha did you see that chodeling walking by?
Person 2: Dude...that's really rude to call someone a chodeling.

chodeling by Meow Mix, Bro. November 17, 2019

Chilingal

Someone that knows multiple forms of Chinese, such as both Fuzhounese and Cantonese.

A: “Woah! I know two forms of Chinese!”

B: “You’re chilingal!

Chilingal by kaching chong asian February 23, 2020

Chiefing It 

To be and stay at a constant steady level of coolness throughout a night. Its imposable for someone who has not been chiefing it, to chief it. This term is usualy overly repeated while drunk or stupid.

Hey man, are you chiefing it? I'm cheifing it.

I can chief it like a pro, no one can chief it no mo, yo.

Chiefing It by A-town-E September 27, 2009

sober chilling 

The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.

Yo dawg, sober chilling at my place tonight? Yo that sounds bomb yo.

sober chilling by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010

Chilling on the Porch 

Word play to describe an act of anal sex for some figures who have been having anal sex like it's their job. To have an anal sex for them is not a "back door" sex anymore, It is Straight Up Front Door, where mainly the Porch is located, Thus, Chilling on the Porch means having Anal sex.

Me: Chilling on the Porch tonight?
Angelina: Yeah baby, I am sick of vaginal sex.!!!

Chilling on the Porch by Twinkiezz December 17, 2008