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Thumper Dumper Code Red 

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.
No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.

Thumper Dumper

The type of dump that makes your pants fit better and makes your legs quiver.
Last night when we got back from KFC I had a thumper dumper!
Thumper Dumper by Dr. Lipschitz August 26, 2010

Thumper's Law 

Named after the rabbit from Disney's Bambi, whose father told him "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." It is way of teaching of keeping derogatory comments to oneself in respect to those who aren't as able as you are to avoid conflict.
Male 1: Man, that a-hole is such a-
Male 2: Hey, remember Thumper's Law man.
Male 1: Fine, don't want any problems anyway.
Thumper's Law by Zaiaku September 15, 2016

thumper stinker 

A person who farts really loud while playing xbox
Oh hold on I got a thumper stinker comin
thumper stinker by J.d.m_15 September 7, 2020

Thumper Muffin 

The out of sorts and visibly uncomfortable in his own life guy we all know that just cannot seem to process his being homosexual, causing abundant & quite woeful episodes of undiscerned idiotic behaviors showing everyone but himself exactly who recieves what from whom....
Oh damn, Thumper Muffin just pulled up on his new motorcycle; and of course he is jamming to some Sir Elton... What a bottom boy!

Thumper Dumped 

When you are give her vigorous anal & she shits on your dick so hard her back cracks.
I got fucked so hard in the ass last night, I thumper dumped on his cock & now I need a chiropractor. Help
Thumper Dumped by Dr. Detroit November 27, 2020