The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.
No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumpercode red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.
Named after the rabbit from Disney's Bambi, whose father told him "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." It is way of teaching of keeping derogatory comments to oneself in respect to those who aren't as able as you are to avoid conflict.
Male 1: Man, that a-hole is such a-
Male 2: Hey, remember Thumper's Law man.
Male 1: Fine, don't want any problems anyway.
The out of sorts and visibly uncomfortable in his own life guy we all know that just cannot seem to process his being homosexual, causing abundant & quite woeful episodes of undiscerned idiotic behaviors showing everyone but himself exactly who recieves what from whom....
Oh damn, Thumper Muffin just pulled up on his new motorcycle; and of course he is jamming to some Sir Elton... What a bottom boy!